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03
Dec 09

Correspondences…

In spite of what the title might evoke in the geeky mind, this is not an entry about Baudelaire. No, it is about popular culture and the references, or correspondences, that are planted in popular culture. All viewers of FOX’s tv show House will have noticed that he used to live in no 221B, which, of course, is a reference to Sherlock Holmes who lived in 221B Baker Street. Naturally, there are plenty more correspondences between the good doctor House and the wise and wicked Sherlock Holmes, because they are the same character! Wilson is Watson, especially in that he is more ‘what?’ than ‘will’, House and Holmes both have a drug addiction, and they both tend to be arrogant in a slightly funny manner, etc. We don’t need to go further down that road and I once wrote an entry about the comedic positions of the different characters (I wrote it in Danish, but here you go).

The one thing I wanted to point out today is the tiny reference made to Monty Python in the recent episode 9 of the 6th season:
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15
Nov 09

Dyr og dyr – angivelighedens pris

A bit of criticism in Danish:

Fra tid til anden støder man på udsagn, der i struktur og indhold er så vildfarne, at man næsten ikke orker at løfte pegefingeren til opbyggelig retningsangivelse mod fornuftens åbenbart svært navigerbare sti, men blot i mat stilhed græmmes over det velunderbyggede standpunkts devaluering til fordel for en polemisk mauvaise foi. Når denne tilmed stolt stilles til skue i Weekendavisen på lederplads – hvilket den jo desværre gør med jævne mellemrum – bør den rette finger dog alligevel med dertil passende gestus indikere den kejserlige nøgenhed.

I indlægget ”Dyr og dyr” præsenterer Anne Knudsen på ublu maner sin polemiske retningssans i allerførste sætning: ”Mink er blevet dyreaktivisters foretrukne demonstrationsdyr.” Først og fremmest bør det bemærkes, at AK formentlig henviser til dyreretsaktivister eller dyreværnsaktivister. ”Dyreaktivister” såvel som ”demonstrationsdyr” synes at være lidet poetiske neologismer, der ikke udtrykker andet end skribentens uvilje mod sit emne. Dernæst dette ”blevet … foretrukne”, der med polemisk snilde skal fremvise aktivismens objekt som uden videre omskifteligt alt efter mode og tendenser og dermed afbilde en aktivisme uden substans. Påstanden om rebeller uden egentligt forehavende underbygges på hul vis i omtalen af minkfarmene, hvor aktivister ”angiveligt har fundet dyr, der ikke blev behandlet efter forskrifterne.” Har AK mon set videooptagelserne af de angivelige rædsler? I så fald må hun da medgive, at det er som så med ”angiveligheden”. Skulle ”angiveligheden” derimod komme af lederens forfatning før Operation X tirsdag d. 27. eller AKs manglende ønske om at komme angiveligheden til livs, er det vel atter en demonstration af førnævnte mauvaise foi.
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21
Mar 09

Anything but a fatal blow (usually) requires a ready defense

As a last installment (promised!) in our whole “commentary on the spectacular horrors of commentary”-debacle (now a trilogy with parts one and two already out) we should take a quick look at the ground values, not of bloggery as such, but of this our own particular verbal version of loose-stooled effluent. And as the greek word in the header (to the right of the backslash, not the hebrew one to the left) cries out in an embarrassingly high brow fashion, there is only one ground value: War!

So, the idea of this fecal accumulation was to have a place through which to channel the pile of bile that rises within us all when encountering that which is too high, too low, too in the middle, as well as that which just generally rubs us the wrong way.

An example: When some semi-celeb on the front page of a wholly disgraceful newspaper states “I am good in bed”, you must be made of sturdier stuff than me to avoid shaking your fists at the world, shouting insults and death threats at all who would even think of finding such a journalistic abomination worthy of print. Another one: The former princess Alexandra (Denmark), once visited a very hot country, somewhere with elephants, I forget… A photo of this young lady in a sweat stained t-shirt appeared on the front page of one of the weekly attacks on the minds of the already challenged with the following title “The Princess’ Hot Flashes”. I mean, really!
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13
Mar 09

Rhetorical masturbation makes you blind

On the subject of this blog’s last defilement of a perfectly nice blank screen, The importance of being Elvis, a friend remarked that the title bore a bit of the Elvis odour itself. She claimed that this particular critique of intellectual commentary was in and by itself just another bit of pseudo-intellectual commentary. And of course she is right!

As has already been stated on this page – it’s remarkable how long a webpage really is – bloggery is fit for the more or less cultivated or casual considerations of the works of mice and men over digital drinks and dinner, but not for laborious elaborations on the subtle workings of all things theory. Blogs are the very sanctuaries of commentary, it is where commentary goes when it is no longer wanted in respectable company, which is why blogs are usually just havens for washed up intellectual waste and futile observations of abundant banality.

So why more or less consciously commit the sin you are condemning? Why throw all personal pride and integrity overboard and just plow right through the known courteous seas? Because it feels so good! Bloggery as well as commentary are generally examples of what we might call rhetorical masturbation and rhetorical masturbation, as we have all learnt in our early years, makes you blind. Well, maybe you don’t really loose your eyesight but you do tend to lean back a bit and close your eyes with the sheer pleasure of it.
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10
Mar 09

The importance of being Elvis

Something which has really gotten my goat lately is intellectual commentary. There are certainly innumerable culprits within this field of pseudo-intellectual guff but two among them annoy me on a daily basis: Christopher Hitchens and Slavoj Zizek.

Let us begin with the anti-theist. Hitchens is a very educated man. He went to Oxford, which is often mentioned when he is introduced before going on stage. But this is another thing: Why is it important that the man went to Oxford?! It is without a doubt a good school, but in no way is it a guarantee of the man’s competence. The snobbery of it! I know plenty of people who went to La Sorbonne. I see no greater assembly of geniuses there than anywhere else and yet it is mentioned with a certain awe, as if it were the proof of a mind as sharp as a surgical laser. Why can’t we simply accept that it is not the teaching which makes the thinker, but the studying.

Hitchens probably did a fair deal of studying. He seems to be a well-read man. But this also seems to be his only intellectual strength. If you listen to his speeches, interviews or debates or you actually read his texts you might notice that he is all reference and no analysis. He refers to literary quotes and the experiences of his own wicked self or those of others. His argument is thus based on the authority of texts or the allusion to “real life”.
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10
Mar 09

Derrida’s haunting of Fragmentum

The Fragmentum-section has had additional philosophical dribble jammed down its throat! The aleph housekeepers have recently been looking at late Derrida and found a couple of cutesy quotes to share with the world:

“La substitution n’est pas simplement le remplacement d’un unique remplaçable : la substitution remplace l’irremplaçable. Qu’il y ait tout de suite, dès le premier matin du dire ou le premier surgissement de l’Ă©vĂ©nement, itĂ©rabilitĂ© et retour dans l’unicitĂ© absolue, dans la singularitĂ© absolue, cela fait que la venue de l’arrivant – ou la venue de l’Ă©vĂ©nement inaugural – ne peut ĂŞtre accuillie que comme retour, revenance, revenance spectracle.”

This one is from a mainly improvised lecture given at le Centre Canadien d’Architecture on the first of april 1997.

“L’hĂ©gĂ©monie organise toujours la rĂ©pression et donc la confirmation d’une hantise. La hantise appartient Ă  la structure de toute hĂ©gĂ©monie.”

And this well phrased banality is from Spectres de Marx which is largely based on lectures given on the 22nd and the 23rd of april 1993. As always titles and pages are served with the quotes in Fragmentum.

At the moment we are without comment or justification for their presence in the Fragmentum Hall of Fame, but we hope to use them in some theoretical waffle later on. In the mean time: Enjoy!

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20
Feb 09

The unbearable lightness of being sick

Unless mine eyes deceive me, it has been almost three months since the last contribution to this bloggery manifestation of ennui. This is not because I have been going gently into that languid light of laziness, oh no! There was a visit from Paris, there was Christmas, there was a visit to Paris, I have done a couple of translations, and, finally, I applied for a PhD, which does take a bit of time. Another reason for my neglect of this reticular cultivation of the ego via its eternal written affirmation is that I got a bit bored with my attempts at rendering certain theoretical problems in bloggish. Bloggery is fit for the more or less cultivated or casual considerations of the works of mice and men over digital drinks and dinner, but not for laborious elaborations on the subtle workings of all things theory.

We therefore turn to the unbearable lightness of being sick. I am in such a state of illness right now, which, of course, is the reason for my choice of subject matter. It is not that I am really seriously sick, it is more that I am not at all well… Why, oh why must it be this way? A question which the afflicted tend to ask the room that contains them, most of them without expecting an answer. I, however, am a man of science! If God has chosen to punish me, I want him down here to tell me why, God dammit! But, since God is a very domestic animal with no great love of communication, I will have to invent my own unholy explanation. This, my invention, has three factors: The seed, the fun and the exercise.
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24
Nov 08

Housekeeping, libidinal economy, and the problem of saying I – III

So, where were we? The housekeeping department has been away for a couple of weeks in order to see loved ones in Paris, but it is now time to return to business and get our house in order. We thus continue where we left off:

When the ethopoetic relation to textual fragments becomes constitutive of the I by which you meet your reader, your fellow, your brother, with whom you then establish a doxopoetic relation, there is trouble. The fragments are presented as a totality by the name of I. “I” is the incorporation of the different fragments who bear the rather technical name, hypomnemata, meaning memory aid or substantification of memory. But is this totality possible? Is the incorporation of hypomnemata possible without an irreducible difference or maybe even “DiffĂ©rance” between the fragments and their meaning?

It is probably time to whip up an example. L’OrĂ©al once used the slogan “Because I’m worth it”. This slogan became “Because you’re worth it” and then simply “You’re worth it”. All slogans were and are pronounced by various heroes of popular culture – models, actors and even a race car driver. I say! It’s so elegant, so intelligent!
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10
Nov 08

Housekeeping, libidinal economy, and the problem of saying I – II

Libidinal economy, the housekeeping of the ego, the ordering of the self as a well-kept abode, implies individuation – the development of the self in a given direction. French philosopher, Bernard Stiegler, combines the idea of individuation with the foucauldian notion of a ‘writing of the self”. This implies the relation of the subject to a textual fragment as virtual, ethical other, whereby an ethos is incorporated by the subject. Borrowing from Plutarch, Foucauld calls this the ethopoetic relation.

This ethopoetic incorporation is the writing of a corpus, the body with which you meet your peers, so that they can see your spiritual genealogy. Since this demonstration of the construction of the self by fragments is forcibly a negotiation of what is right or wrong, good or bad, and thus constitutive of a doxa (the community of values), we propose to call this relation of the ethical incorporation to the others a doxopoetic relation.

And now we get to the problem of saying I. The doxopoetic relation is a way of showing yourself as a textual corpus, and as Levinas was kind enough to remind os, to show yourself in a meaningful way is to speak. Let’s return to housekeeping for a moment. The ordering of the self as a well-kept abode is to a wide extent a doxopoetic relation. Of course, you yourself can appreciate nice furniture, a clean floor, art on the walls and a good espresso machine but when this becomes constitutive of who you are, the fragments that make up your public face or body, there is trouble. When the well kept abode of the self, whether an actual abode or an actual self, is no longer a function of your way of life, your life form, your personal praxis, but a means to the end of saying I, so that the others will see your “I” and raise you one more, then the I will condemn itself to an eternal existence as not-I.

We’ll get there eventually, don’t you worry. To be continued…

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09
Nov 08

Gideon Levy’s article “Let’s hope Obama won’t be a ‘friend of Israel’”

Today, Israeli journalist, Gideon Levy, published an article on his hopes for the Obama presidency. Levy expresses the wish that Obama will not be the kind of president, who is usually considered a ‘great friend of Israel’, i.e. “someone who will give Israel a carte blanche for any violent adventure it desires, for rejecting peace and for building in the territories.”

In stead of this ‘friend of Israel’ who, in Levy’s opinion, is an enemy of Israel, he hopes for an Obamian “change” in the friendship of the US. As so many of his predecessors, Bush is the enemy type ‘friend of Israel’, but now Obama could be a ‘true friend of Israel’: One who “will put his whole weight behind a deep American involvement in the Middle East” and who “will try to solve the Iranian issue through negotiation – the only effective means.” One who “will help end the siege on Gaza and the boycott of Hamas,” “push Israel and Syria to make peace,” and “spur Israel and the Palestinians to reach a settlement.”

Quite a decent aspiration, methinks! What is interesting, though, is not the statement itself. The hope for peace through negotiation should be a more or less obvious attitude toward the world. Why kill the guy next to you if you can just tell him to bugger off and mind his own business? The whole killing thing is a right kafuffle… Whether the guy will listen or not, keep his promises or not is another thing. But if absolutely necessary, try getting him to behave by putting a gun to his head and yelling in a loud and menacing fashion before you pull the trigger.
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