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20112010
  • Teabagging the Nation – A Patriotic Pursuit
    On February 10, Sarah Palin tweeted a public birthday greeting to Glenn Beck: "Happy B'day Glenn Beck! Ah, the wisdom of our elders..." Apart from the feigned folksiness of the word "B'day" and the astonishing attributing of wisdom to Glenn Beck, the tweet primarily declares an attempted strategic alliance. Self-professed "rodeo clown" Glenn Beck soon reciprocated by suggesting one of the few strategic alliances described by the American Constitution: "Happy belated birthday to my younger friend Sarah. Let's just have a combined party in 2013, to save the WH pastry chef some work." So, however jokingly it may have been put forth, we now have the proposition of a Palin/Beck ballot in 2012.
  • Basic instincts and the meaning of life
    I recently spotted an interesting proposal on a Diesel store front: "Be stupid." Intrigued, I read the two connecting billboards: "Smart has the brains. Stupid has the balls." and "Smart listens to the head. Stupid listens to the heart." Of course, it is hardly the first time we see the call for "gut" thinking" in stead of "brain" thinking and we all know that as metaphors for courage, balls and guts are all parts in the same horror movie. Another cry for the supremacy of basic instincts rises from the depths of the Cult commercials: "Party now - Apologize later." A seated man holds the head of a young woman close to the aforementioned balls whilst looking the spectator in the eye with a sober look. The girl, however, looks utterly drunk in a diagonal approach to his membrum virile, as if she had fallen over and happened to land her head on the thing. Once down and greated by a welcoming yet sustaining hand, the girl seems to have thought, "What the hell, now that I am down here..."
  • Del og Hersk
    I lederen Kulturracisme [1. Weekendavisen nr 01 - 8. januar 2010] tager Anne Knudsen til orde i debatten om Lars Hedegaards efterhünden famøse püstand: "De voldtager deres egne børn. Det hører man hele tiden. Piger i muslimske familier bliver voldtaget af deres onkler, deres fÌtre eller deres far." Til den omfattende stühej, denne udtalelse har afstedkommet, svarer Anne Knudsen: "Hvis nogen efter en tür over tørsten havde forsøgt sig med at lancere püstanden om, at de missionske boller deres døtre tykke, eller at førtidspensionister driver hjemmebordeller med mindreürige, som et seriøst indslag i debatten om noget som helst, havde alle og enhver trukket pü skuldrene over det rablende fjols, uanset hvilken forening han eller hun var formand for. Men adskillige fuldvoksne danskere har nu i ugevis seriøst beskÌftiget sig med Lars Hedegaards püstand fra denne skuffe. Anne Knudsen mener altsü, at Lars Hedegaard har vÌret udsat for en noget pedantisk behandling, der ikke var tilkommet nogen anden i en lignende situation. Altsü udgør "adskillige fuldvoksne danskeres" barnlige reaktion en overfølsomhed over for enten Lars Hedegaard eller enhver kritik af Islam. Dette argument er tidligere fremført af Søren Krarup:
  • What matter who’s speaking?
    A friend recently questioned the use of the personal pronoun "we" on aleph.dk. The question was posed on a rather bacchanalesque occasion, so the debate soon wandered off and finally had to sit down against a wall somewhere. In order to actually answer the very interesting question of personal pronouns, however, it would be pertinent to quote Beckett: "Qu’importe qui parle, quelqu’un a dit qu’importe qui parle." There is a funny double entendre in the French original, which is sadly lost in translation. The sentence has three members. The first one is perceived as a question even though it has no question mark. The second member states that someone said something, this something being the third member. The ambiguity arises in this last member, which can be read as both a direct and an indirect quotation. Either someone repeated the question in the first member – "What matter who's speaking" – or someone said that, in fact, it matters who is speaking.
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